Phone an Expert
With a little bit of pre-planning and information, we can be available via your messaging platform of choice. Texts, Instagram, Signal — we can provide a discreet lifeline so your date runs as smoothly as possible.
“How does this outfit look?”
“What do I do if it rains?”
With our help, you can go into your date feeling like everything is under control.
Interpretation & Insight
“This just happened and I’m in the bathroom right now. Did it mean what I think it means?”
While we’re not mind readers, we can provide perspective when things get weird. Are they just being nervous? Is it time to ask for the bill?
Are you going to another venue? Are you having a third drink? We don’t like to think about things that go wrong but it’s important to be careful and we can help you get out of sticky situations.
As an additional option, share your cell phone’s location with us just in case things don’t go according to plan.